Cheese!

Did any of you Londoners travel to the Cheese Rolling? I hear it's quite an event! Looks bloody dangerous. I can imagine Daniel Renall sliding down a hill like a mad goat! Bring us home a bit, wouldya.

Poor Invercargill

We went to Peter Helliar (pictured) on Thursday night. He's an Aussie stand up comedian and was bloody hilarious. He gave NZ a lot of shit which was a hoot. But it was brilliant when he said his Kiwi mate had handed him a piece of paper to read out during his show. He didn't know what it said or what it meant, but he pulled it out and goes "Okay. How FUCKED is Invercargill?" It was quite brilliant. Except the Invercargillite in the front row might not have thought so.... Going to a few of the Comedy Festival shows this year, as I'm reviewing them for a wonderful website we all know and love. Take a bit to top this mad ocker though. He did the best wombat impression I could ever imagine.

Fake Boobs Needed

The big question of the day which I need help with: How can I get massive fake boobs? We're throwing a "Famous Brits" party for our beloved Robert Yarde who's leaving us for Canada (he's from Bath, England) and I'm dressing up as the Vicar of Dibley (Daniel, there's really no need for a "child bearing hips" comment here). Anyway, I need some serious padding for the boob situation - any ideas? I want them to look authentic.

Xtra Xtra...Cocktail Madness

My workmate Lenny and I have created the XtraMSN social club. Here's a picture of Tim getting amongst it at our first event - the Telecom Cocktail Party (let's all hope we weren't really representing the nation's biggest company). That' s Tim making up his very own cocktail (which went down really well!) Next to him is the famous Jude Lett. Lord knows what she was making. And the "silver fox" Peter who ended up nearly bankrupting himself at the bar.

Piles Of Emails

Many of you have been sending me a plethora of emails asking to see Tim on a farm bike, so here you go. This was back when the sun shone in NZ and we all had a jolly good summer. Tim decided to take Anna's farm bike for a hoon along the beach, because growing up on a farm clearly did not satiate his desire for four wheels...

Zach Attack

Just because he's so damn cute, I thought I'd post a picture of the newest member of my family, one Zach Bree, who is now three months old! His parents (my brother Stacey and his partner Tanya) are getting married in January which is all very exciting. This was Zach when he was a day old.

Get It Poppin'

Hi there. This is just a test. I'm trying to figure out how to join the world of extremely hip people who have these blog sites, mainly to share photos with all of you fullas not in New Zealand. Kia Ora and all that. I hope life is rocking like an old geezer in a rocking chair for you all out there.