Tuesday, July 3

Would you trust this woman with your children?

Vicky Rose Chandler has been entrusted to take 16 16-year-old English school kids into the wilderness of Honduras, which we recently learned is the second most poverty-stricken country in Central America. Seriously though, Vicky's scored herself an awesome job trekking through Honduras and helping out local villages - all with a pack of students in tow - and I'm green with envy.

We saw her off at the airport on Saturday for her flight to London and she might not be back for awhile, as she has an open return ticket for the next year. So we will miss Vicky, even though this visit was fleeting. Keep in touch Vix, and I hope learning the lingo is not too horrendous! Please come back with all 16 of them. Don't sell them for some local cocaine or anything...

Simon Wiesenthal. Sniff.

From a rant about a bad flick to a rant about an amazing one. Tim and I watched the first of the Film Fest ones that I'm reviewing, called I Have Not Forgotten You, about Simon Wiesenthal, the Nazi hunter. I know there have been millions of films/documentaries about the Holocaust but this one still managed to amaze me - he's got a fascinating life story and I hadn't ever read much about him before. Well worth a watch if you want a film which stays with you for a long time after you've watched it. I was bawling my eyes out by the end of it. This isn't saying much I guess. I tend to cry in all good books and films. And when watching strangers say goodbye at airports. And when lonely people call talkback. And when Jessica Simpson makes a movie. But still, this was truly tear-jerking!

God save us


Wow. Jessica Simpson has made a movie (produced by her creepy dad) that's so bad that when watching the trailer, I actually thought she'd made some sort of mock film parody situation - like an SNL skit or something. But no, it's real. Unbelievably, she's managed to rope in Luke Wilson to play her love interest! I know the Wilson brothers aren't exactly Clint Eastwood, but crikey! Have some respect. Hope they didn't waste too many millions on it. Those Africans are still starving as far as I know!

Thursday, June 21

Cute! Can't wait to have children so I can dress them up like Mexicans ha ha


I have been abandoning ye ole blog a bit lately as have been a little busy and all over the place. But this pic was too cute not to put up. Particularly like the listless look on Lil Napoleon's face - perfect. Have been pretty much chilling out lately, except for Tim who has been run ragged doing his exams. One more to go! Definitely a reason to celebrate.

Today's exciting news is that the International Film Festival (my favourite of festivals) catalogue arrived on my desk today. I am already in the process of scrounging as many free tix as possible as me and the workmates are keen to do some reviews. Fun times.

And we're trying to organise a couple of winter getaways to make this freezing weather, rain and wind seem less than depressing.

Monday, May 28

Dancing with the Stars

Wow I really never thought I'd go to as star-studded party as I did on Saturday night. There were so many famous people there. Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, the drummer from Deaf Leopard, a Dixie Chick, Princess Diana, the Devil herself, Dirty Sanchez and David Bain! It was just amazing. Everyone got along really well though, and nobody seemed to be worried about grabbing the limelight. Celebrity hookup alert: I hear Princess Di liked the look of David Bain, but I'm guessing she does have a thing for men with big ears... In fact I think they might have even gone home together...














Friday, May 11

I'm chucking in this journalism gig...


Yesterday I went to see an oral surgeon about my four (impacted, grotty) wisdom teeth needing to come out. After sitting and waiting while he was late for my appointment (thank God I had the wonderful Anthony Kiedis bio to read while I waited, thanks Streets) he saw me for what amounted to 5 mins to tell me about the op. Then he gave me a photocopied fact sheet on wisdom teeth which I'm sure I could have found on the net and which wasn't even pretty and colourful. The bill? NINETY DOLLARS. Ridiculous. So I am going to throw in the journo towel and become an oral surgeon, even though teeth and mouths and saliva scare me. And gums.

Oh but I did learn a cool new world: Maxillofacial. Oooh that sounds like he's going to do something truely horrible to your face. But I'm guessing getting my wisdom teeth out won't exactly be going in for a facial...

Happy Day Amanda John Peart!


Today is one of my favourite people's birthdays so I would like to say Happy Day Amanda! It was really yesterday to those of us in the right hemisphere, but in weirdo Londonland they're a bit behind! I'm sure they'll catch up eventually. Hope you have a rad day John Peart :) Ps: The above picture isn't of my Amanda Peart, but a complete stranger also called Amanda Peart, it's the closest I could find without having pictures of the Real McCoy.

Wednesday, May 2

What the...



I have no idea what this is all about?




Oh too terrible! But funny all the same.

The reply is "thanks" ha ha



Bet your airbags aren't this big!

Monday, April 30

Pic-chewers

Pictures from my trip to Oz to Emma's wedding. (Check out Rian's charming tee shirt as he pretends he's such a lovely grandson ha ha). Our night at the Roller Derby. And Friday's night out to farewell the Moon to Japan.

































Thursday, April 26

Hello my name is Kelly and I'm a quilter

I know that I will get mocked for this by one Anna Louise Murray (there you go I've shamed you by putting in your middle name) but I have been getting really into my quilting project at the moment. It's usually a mission to get to the classes because I'm on a late shift half the time but my boss let's me go off and quilt and then come back to finish my shift, which is just lovely.

I've been working on panels that are looking really good and got inspired in Australia when seeing all the cool stuff Barb has made. I know you're all laughing at me - but seriously! It's so much fun. It gives me something to do instead of getting bored when Tim's got his nose in his study books (as in all the time at the moment!**) and I really love all the material I've got. I'm sure most people turn to booze when faced with hours of boredom, so surely quilting is a healthier alternative ha ha.

There I have confessed. I have the hobby of a 60 year old. But I'm not even the youngest in my class! I will post some of my masterpiece when I get around to photographing it.

** Tim is a buzy Lizzie at the moment with studying - in fact he had a test today and one tomorrow - so GOOD LUCK TIM!!

Just a random pic of Tim I found...


I know you're all thinking that nothing has happened in the life of the "Breenies" (as Alex has started calling us) since Easter but really it's been a busy old life and we've been all over the bleedin' place (including to Australia for one half of us).

Things which have happened since I last posted:

1. Tim went away with the Renalls for what sounded like an incredibly fun weekend over Easter while I stayed home ensuring I brought home the bacon. I had fun staying with the Streets and having an incredibly drunken (and memorable) Good Friday which I'm still trying to live down. Martin has mocked me ever since because he managed to get me being a fool on video.

2. On "Good Monday" Martha and I went for a bush walk in the Waitakeres which we thought would be a pleasant stroll with a picnic in the middle. Turned out we had to hack our way thru dense bush and I fell over and muddied my arse and my favourite running shoes. Great times though, we had quite a laugh over it all.

3. Tim and I spent two days together after such a big break only to have to farewell each other again when I went to Brisbane. Sniff. I forgot my passport until we were heading thru the checking in part and mum asked (as a joke) if I'd remembered it. Ha ha, it was so bad! Had to call Tim to rush it to the airport for me.

4. Celebrated cousin Emma's wedding to Brett up Tambourine Mountain in Queensland - it was a most cool spot and a very cool wedding and lots of fun. Spent a few days relaxing in the hot Jimboomba weather before having to tear ourselves away, back to the real world.

5. I came down with a shocking flu. Whinge moan moan argh how annoying. I hate being sick. Was bored sensless.

6. We watched the film Kenny, which I really recommend if you haven't seen it. It's an Australian comedy similar to the Castle about a man who works with portable loos. Hilarious.

7. On Saturday we went to the Roller Derby because Danielle was really keen to check it out. We were excited that it was near home (at the Mt Wellington roller rink) and we had a few drinks at our place beforehand. Loads of fun. It was a real lesbian affair because most of the players are quite butch but a fun time was had by all. Afterward we bumped into my former workmate Judy and went to the new Sylvia Park pub with her and her mate, who had just finished interviewing Anthony Kiedis. I was most impressed! It was great fun to be able to walk home from the pub since it's never been possible at our place before! My only whinge is that the local played some truly horrible songs a la Ricky Martin's Livin La Vida Loca.

8. Half of Sunday was spent in the lounge watching Danielle try to get over her raging hangover ha ha. Thank goodness for the Home and Away omnibus which kept us all amused. Then Tim and I went to Cornwell Park to meet everyone there for some BYC (backyard cricket) which I refused to play because I normally get laughed at.

9. Then on Tuesday night Mere and Dan threw Kat a surprise birthday party to show her how we did it in the 80s in NZ. It was so much fun. There was party food (enough to rot your teeth just by looking at it) Pass the parcel, pin the tail on the donkey and the dress-up chocolate game. Hilarious. I'll post pics when I steal them from Dan.

And that's about it. Drinks this Friday to farwell Chris Moon, who "reckons' he's going to Japan. We're not sure if we believe him. Hope everyone's well, will get up photos in the morning although I can't promise they'll be too interesting!