If I can't have a puppy....

This is Knut the polar cub! He's an orphan in Berlin but some animal activists are trying to get him killed because they say the zoo peeps are raising him as a human and that's not right. But look how cute he is! I think I'll buy one. Sure, it will grow up to be a 300kg killer, but I'm sure the two years of cuteness will be worth it. I'm sure Dustin Hoffman would be stoked to have a new playmate.