Wide Load

A lady goes to the Queen's races. Can you believe this hat? It's almost as bad as Nicky Watson going to the Auckland races with her boobs out and announcing that she was wearing no underwear. Oh okay, maybe not. But you have to wonder if this old geezer could fit through the door to place her bets? And if she bonked her poor bastard husband in the head while trying to get a look at the racing.