Disaster In West Auckland
The unthinkable has happened. I can't stand Tom Cruise and the mongrel has come over here and bought up a chunk of my beloved rural West Auckland! Apparently he was seen at the Downtown Ferry Building and has bought land in Coatesville. And he's going to build a mansion there. Poos. West Auckland is going to be tainted with Scientology-loving aliens. At least when he was in Taranaki it was hours away :(
posted by Kelly Bree (and Tim Burnie) @ 9:06 am
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How creepy does he look on that Time cover? Do you think his baby already wears a silver helmet to bed to stop her thoughts being read? Coatesville will never be the same.
good on you tom
I really don't think he's ever seen his baby. He was jetting around Europe straight after it was born, and now he's in NZ. Sonia at work calls him the "baby abandoner"...
I'm impressed with your site, very nice graphics!
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Hi! Just want to say what a nice site. Bye, see you soon.
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Great site loved it alot, will come back and visit again.
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